Gentlemen of the Chamber
Edgar Allen Poo
Gothic literary grave
“Quoth the plunger… nevermore.”
99¢
Edgar was found, as all the great ones are, in a bathroom at midnight, composing. He is the company’s most-requested performer and its least cheerful, which he considers the same accomplishment.
The fee, in his words“Quoth the narrator: “Ninety-nine cents more.””